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Patrick Forsyth is a consultant, trainer and writer. He has worked with organisations large and small and in many different parts of the world. He is the author of many successful books on management, business and careers and prides himself on having a clear how-to style.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue,
    Sugar is sweet, and so are you
    The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
    The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
    The roses stink, sorta like sheep
    But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
    The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
    And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

    Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from If Pigs Could Fly…and Other Deep Thoughts published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.


    Funny self description for dating site

    Funny self description for dating site